Holy moly... do you think you would be able to keep your dinner down?
Dinner in the Sky: A chef prepares meals while diners enjoy panoramic views harnessed in seats that swivel 180 degrees, suspended via a crane.
By Jayne Clark, USA TODAY
Here's a dining concept that'll make your head — if not your stomach — spin: It's dinner at a table suspended 165 feet in the air with chairs that swivel 180 degrees.
Dubbed Dinner in the Sky, the attraction is making its U.S. debut Monday in Orlando at the annual International Association of Amusement Parks and Attractions convention. About 25,000 attendees are expected at the one-stop-shopping event, where the amusement industry rolls out new thrill rides and related products.
The high-flying dining venue was introduced in Europe last year and consists of a platform suspended from a crane. Guests are harnessed into 22 seats, with space in the center for a chef and two helpers. With local officials' blessings, the platform can be transported to just about anywhere the crane can maneuver. One recent spot: in front of the Amiens Cathedral in France, with dinner prepared by a three-star Michelin chef.
"It was like eating with the 12 apostles and Jesus Christ," quips David Ghysels, co-founder of the Belgium-based company.
Ghysels sees all sorts of U.S. possibilities for the dangling restaurant, including air space over the Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls and golf courses.
"I think human beings always like to see what's happening from the air," he says. "And there are so many wonderful natural spots in the U.S. Dinner in the Sky could go anywhere."
The restaurant belongs firmly in the special-occasion category, however. The cost for eight hours is about $11,444 not including catering!!!.
Dinner in the Sky Website
Friday, March 28, 2008
Dinner in the Sky
Nursing Home
An Arab family in N.Y. was considering putting their grandfather in a Nursing home.
Since most of the facilities were completely full, they had to put him in a Jewish home in Brooklyn .
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' Says grandpa.
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong Place for you. You know, sinc e you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the Residents here,' grandpa says with a big smile.
'There's a musician here he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the Violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!'
'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on The bench i! n 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!'
'And there's a physician here -- 90 years ! Old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'
'And what about you Grandpa' - asks the grandson.
'And me...., I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The fucking Arab!'
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity."
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel chuckles and says, "Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel,but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.
Cool Band Alert- MGMT
Review from Rolling Stone:
This dazzling electro-psych band is two arty Brooklyn dudes who derive keyboard lines from the jumpy gait of a praying mantis and dress up in matching capes. Their buzz single "Time to Pretend" — a booming, tongue-in-bong sendup of the rock biz — sounds like a Flaming Lips outtake, with good reason: Lips producer Dave Fridmann helmed MGMT's debut disc, fluffing their glitchy daydream rock into an intergalactic odyssey. There are hints of Joy Division and Sixties nostalgia both acid-tinged and bluesy, but Oracular Spectacular's playfulness and remarkable density are best displayed on "Electric Feel," a surprising bit of funk featuring the original come-on "Ooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
Link to Rolling Stone.com Band Page
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Husband and Wife Shopping
Husband and wife are shopping in Acme when the man picks up a crate of Bud and sticks them into the cart
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife
'They're on special, only $10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUD AND IT'S HALF THE F * CKING PRICE'
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Jewish Catskills Humor
You may not remember the Jewish Catskill comics of the 1940's, 1950's and early 1960's, such as Myron Cohen, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and many others. They had a great gift for humor... and not one single profane word or F-bomb in their comedy. Here are some examples of their work:
* There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!
........I finally had to let her out.
* A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea .
* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
* The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I AM 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
* A doctor holds a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"
* A drunk is in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."
* A bum asked a Jewish fellow, "Give me $10 till payday." The Jewish fellow responded, "When's payday?" The bum said, "I don't know! You're the one that's working!"
* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
* I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
* The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.
* There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
* Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink? A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
* Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers? A: They never let any one finish a sentence.
* A man called his mother in Florida , "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good, "said the mother, "I've been very weak." The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
* A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it? The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
* Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."
* Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.
* Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.
* Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Monday, March 24, 2008
PART2 & PART 3 - I'm fucking Matt Damon & Ben Affleck
This video includes Sarah and Matt Damon and then Jimmy and Ben Affleck... hilarious.
PART1 - Matt Damon gets blown off by Guillermo
The Matt Damon Trilogy begins here.. you have to watch all three.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Junior School Children Writing about the Sea. Priceless!!!
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it make my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe whey they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
Hit Man
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'
'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.'
So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, 'What do you do for a living?'
'I'm a hit man,' was the reply.
'You're joking!' was the response.
'No, I'm not,' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools.'
'That's a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house.
'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!!
He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?'
'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger'
'Can you do two for me now?'
'Sure, what do you want?'
'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.'
'Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.'
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently.
'Just be patient,' said the hit man calmly,'I think I can save you a grand here.....
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Apple May Offer Free Music Access
Interesting... this could be a game changer for us music addicts. Is this enough to swing the tide away from people (don't point at me!!) that illegally download their music for free???
AP
Wednesday March 19, 11:06 am ET
Report Says Apple Talking With Record Labels Over Giving iPod Customers Unlimited Music Bundle
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Apple Inc. is negotiating with record labels over a deal to give iPhone and iPod customers free access to the entire iTunes music library if they pay extra for the devices.
The Financial Times is reporting that the sticking point in the talks is how much Cupertino-based Apple will pay the record labels for the access. The newspaper cites unnamed music industry sources for Wednesday's report.
Apple declined to comment.
The newspaper reports that Apple is looking at offering the unlimited music bundle with for the iPod and iPhone, and also a monthly music subscription service only for the iPhone.
Link to Yahoo News Story
Truly Amazing Website customized to you!
It is in Portuguese, but you can still type your First name on first line and Last name on second line... no need to put in email address where it asks for it...
This is Incredible!
1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE : (be patient uploading)
Click Here
2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE.
3. WRITE YOUR FAMILY NAME in the 2nd .!!! No need to write your e.mail address.
4. SELECT VISUALIZAR
Its March Madness Time babyyyyyy!!
Yahoo has a nice center to print out and help you make your picks. See what the experts are saying and make your choice. Email me if you need a hook up for an office pool. My office has a $5 per sheet pool if you are friendless.
Yahoo March Madness Link
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered darn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with you r partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!
Golf
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks!
Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.'
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work and both are expensive.
The best wood in most amateur's bags is the pencil.
Spring is near, so lets talk golf
I admit to being bummed about the upcoming golf season since I am taking the year off at Radnor, but still have the bug and hope to get an occasional round in. Here are a few good golf funnies to get things started.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Most important golf lesson for the golfers out there
I know anyone who plays golf has thrown or broken a club in anger. Well we are lucky enough that the good people at golf.com have provided us an instruction on how to properly dispose of a faulty golf club (it couldn't possibly be our fault the ball hit a window or neighboring golf cart, could it?)
Link to Video
Here's a little retirement info for you:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1, 000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above,the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.
A new way to play soccer
Wow, I knew they are into soccer in Latin America, but had no idea they had these kind of skills!! This is like the Matrix for soccer players, hard to believe it is real.
36 Hour Cialis
I can't even imagine what new skills and challenges a 36 hour erection would introduce to your life!! They need a drug that provides the same for our lady friends don't they??
Seriously Bad Ass Police Dog
Who needs a gun when you have a dog this tough.. apparently the dog is so bad ass it sometimes can't tell the difference between bad guy and cop!!
NYT Article- Black Rabbi Reaches Out to Mainstream of His Faith
I hate to bring up religion in my blog (without it being a joke), but how cool is an African American Rabbi leading a congregation of mixed folks in Chicago?? check out this intriguing article to read more.
Link to Article in NY Times
Monday, March 17, 2008
Microsoft- No more keyboard or mice???
How cool is this?? I wonder who Microsoft copied this from.. seems way too revolutionary for Redmond to think this up themselves doesn't it?
Borat-Threw the Jew Down The Well
I don't know about you guys, but Borat makes me laugh non-stop... i had to offset the Passover, letting the jews out video with this one lest we forget the purpose of this blog is to make you and me laugh!!
Who let the jews out?
Even my kids love this one, although I am not sure it is appropriate to have them dancing to it for some reason...
Shopping Trip
Sadie Cohen lived in an integrated neighborhood on Long Island. Her neighbor was a very generous Black woman who stopped in one Saturday and asked, "Mrs. Cohen, I have to go to NYC this afternoon to meet my daughter; can I get you anything?" Mrs. Cohen thanked her and exclaimed, "Listen, I have a commuter's ticket for the train. Why don't you use my
ticket and you'll bring it back tonight. After all, it's all paid for - why should you pay extra."
The neighbor thanked her and got on the train. As the conductor came through the train, he happened to glance at the ticket and noticed the name "Sadie Cohen". "Excuse me madam, are you Sadie Cohen the person whose name appears on this ticket?" The woman smiled sweetly and shook her head affirmatively.
A little suspicious, the conductor asked, "would you let me compare signatures - would you please sign your name?" The Black lady turned indignantly and snapped, "Bro, are you crazy? You want me to write on Shabbat?"
Happy St. Pats Day!! A few good jokes in honor.
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and,of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
" So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
" Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
" Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
" Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
" Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
" For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
" Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
" That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda." There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
" Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me." " I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
" It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
" Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me the truth, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee."
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O' Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'
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THE BEST FOR LAST
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either"
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Philly's ways could trip up candidates
Classic Philly article in today's paper for you former Philly locals not getting the paper...
Message to the candidates: As you Whiz through Philly, be mindful of those Rocky steps. Barack Obama, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and John McCain, listen up. As you meet and greet for votes and cash, be careful not to run afoul of local traditions.
Link to Inquirer article
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Last.FM
I am a sucker for a cool website, and especially one that offers music. This site is actually huge, but for those that don't know about it, I thought I would give you a quick explanation. It is actually basically free and lets you name an artist and hear other artists like that. It streams down to your computer. The cooler thing is that you can install it on your computers where you listen to Itunes (and even link it to your ipods) so that it will keep track of what you are listening to and if you pay them like $20 per year you can create your own streaming radio station based on your listening preferences.
Also, as you can see on the lower right of the blog, you can then quickly see your favorite artists and songs and share them and compare them with your friends. Lets me know if you use this and we can link to each other to see what our music tastes in common are.
Apparently we listen to a lot of Jack Johnson in my house... and in related news, we got tix to see Jack when he comes to Philly in August. Anyone who gets tix should join us!!
Cool stuff.Last.fm
Leprechaun Run Results
What a thrill it was... My first run was concluded quite successfully. Karen coached me into running a good steady pace through the whole run. She even ran with me for 3 out of 5 of the miles.
I finished the 5 mile run in 50 minutes... I think a pretty impressive pace for a rookie!!
Karen finished in closer to 47:30.
Bryan came in a few minutes behind me!
Of course we followed up the race with the promised visit to the Bishops Collar. I got my post race Guiness, and all is well. I have to admit my legs are a bit sore already... I think I need a few days off before I think of running again.
Good Stuff!
Friday, March 14, 2008
God and Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been, God?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of software!."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There is another Washington. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."
Cool new multi-tasking phone!!
Gives a new meaning to "it slices and dices"
http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm
The Philly Leprechaun Run
Everyone wish me luck... tomorrow morning, Karen, Bryan (K's brother) and I will be running in the 5 mile leprechaun run. This is my first attempt at a race, so it should be very interesting. You might quickly realize my motivation will be to make it to the finish line as quick as possible so I can join the post race Irish pub crawl!! Nothing motivates you more, than a nice cold Guiness after a run ( I imagine).
For those that are not aware, I have been trying to get my lazy bones in shape for the last 4-5 months, and seem to be doing pretty good. You may also be aware that I have basically been a couch potato for the past... hmmm... 20 years??? This is a significant change and challenge for me. I have been running on my elliptical and treadmill 2-6 times per week and am feeling great. This "race" should be a good barometer for me to see where I am at. Especially considering that we are going to run in the Philly Broad Street run in May (which is 10 miles). I will post some pics and let you know how (or if) I finished tomorrow.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Always ask where the cucumber has been...
There's no better way to make a good impression in front of the parents.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/cucumber
Hillary's First Day as President....(Getting even with Bill!!!)
OK, after talking to Spector I decided posting a picture of Hillary giving Ted Kennedy a b-job might not be a good idea... apparently this blog can be seen by anyone (including my professional network, and this might offend).. lesson learned before a problem is created i guess. Dont post stuff on your blog that could get you fired... good advice.. damn, i hate this political correctness...
Vampire Weekend- Another hot new band, and cool song to go with them
These guys are out of NY and are apparently very hot right now. I just love this song. It has a Paul Simon/Graceland vibe to it.
Check out their myspace page and give the Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa song a listen.
http://www.myspace.com/vampireweekend
Awesome wine
Had a great bottle of wine the other night while out at Del Frisco's steakhouse in Charlotte, NC.
J. Lohr
Cuvee Pau
2004
Paso Robles
Very strong wine (14.9% alcohol), but very smooth as well. Had a decent headache the next day, but it was worth it. For those of you lucky enough to live in a state you can order wine direct from the vineyard...
www.jlohr.com/wines_cuvee_99_PAU.html
Redneck Pickup Lines
Redneck Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. *This has Hallmark written all over it!
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man: - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman: - 'WHAT?' Man: - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND the best Redneck pick-up line:
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
Rolling Stone
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