Carmen

A woman scanned the guests at a party and
spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached
him. My name is Carmen," she told him.

That's a beautiful name," he replied,
Is it a family name?"

No," she replied.

I gave it to myself. It reflects the things
I like most -- cars and men."

What's your name?", she asked.
He said, "B. J. Titsengolf'"