A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she
collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans
to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few
minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
"I'm dying over here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found
a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asks
feebly?
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already
agreed to let him play through."
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Good golf joke
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