Husband and Wife Shopping

Husband and wife are shopping in Acme when the man picks up a crate of Bud and sticks them into the cart

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on special, only $10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUD AND IT'S HALF THE F * CKING PRICE'